your mouth's a mile away

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houckaholic:

Best TV name of the week paired with the best ID underneath.

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houckaholic:

Best TV name of the week paired with the best ID underneath.

liartownusa:

Syusan’s Goodies

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liartownusa:

Syusan’s Goodies

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH HEY, GIRL. YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WORKED DOUBLES ALL WEEKEND. NO REST FOR THE WICKED, THOUGH. I HAVE TO BE AT THE PILATES STUDIO IN LIKE, 20 MINUTES. I JUST POPPED HOME FOR A QUICK POWER COSMO AND A SPEED TINKLE.
IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE MY THERAPIST MORE THAN I SEE YOU. YOU’RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE ROOMMATE. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE. YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE TODAY.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH HEY, GIRL. YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WORKED DOUBLES ALL WEEKEND. NO REST FOR THE WICKED, THOUGH. I HAVE TO BE AT THE PILATES STUDIO IN LIKE, 20 MINUTES. I JUST POPPED HOME FOR A QUICK POWER COSMO AND A SPEED TINKLE.

IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE MY THERAPIST MORE THAN I SEE YOU. YOU’RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE ROOMMATE. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE. YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE TODAY.

Gchat: Emotion does not compute

Matt:  so I think Marcus is going to book us as a duo
beach bar thing
me:  exciting
Matt:  I can never tell if you’re being sarcastic
me:  sorry, i meant
exciting!
right?
Matt:  still cant tell
but yeah, a little

"Really, as long as it’s not wrong, it’s right."

When bad fonts happen to good people.

When bad fonts happen to good people.

"Oh yeah and we need to be there 2 hours early to check in and every band at our venue sucks…this is stupid whoever put us at this venue at this time needs their nut sack kicked in"

My bandmate, holding back her disappointment over our Antiwarpt lineup slot.

Best. Texts. Ever.

  • Nina: She's burning off his tonsils and they are like curling up in black balls
  • Nina (two minutes later): You know those snake fireworks that you light and they turn into ash snakes? It's kind of like that except with blood too

Post-shower birdie.