your mouth's a mile away

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Posted June 11, 2013 at 2:27 pm 112592 notes

houckaholic: Best TV name of the week paired with the best ID underneath.

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houckaholic:

Best TV name of the week paired with the best ID underneath.

Posted May 16, 2013 at 6:43 pm 34 notes

liartownusa: Syusan’s Goodies

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liartownusa:

Syusan’s Goodies

Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:24 am 36 notes

animalstalkinginallcaps: OH HEY, GIRL. YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WORKED DOUBLES ALL WEEKEND. NO REST FOR THE WICKED, THOUGH. I HAVE TO BE AT THE PILATES STUDIO IN LIKE, 20 MINUTES. I JUST POPPED HOME FOR A QUICK POWER COSMO AND A SPEED TINKLE. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE MY THERAPIST MORE THAN I SEE YOU. YOU’RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE ROOMMATE. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE. YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE TODAY.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH HEY, GIRL. YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WORKED DOUBLES ALL WEEKEND. NO REST FOR THE WICKED, THOUGH. I HAVE TO BE AT THE PILATES STUDIO IN LIKE, 20 MINUTES. I JUST POPPED HOME FOR A QUICK POWER COSMO AND A SPEED TINKLE.

IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE MY THERAPIST MORE THAN I SEE YOU. YOU’RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE ROOMMATE. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE. YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE TODAY.

Posted February 6, 2013 at 2:08 pm 3497 notes

Gchat: Emotion does not compute

Matt:  so I think Marcus is going to book us as a duo
beach bar thing
me:  exciting
Matt:  I can never tell if you’re being sarcastic
me:  sorry, i meant
exciting!
right?
Matt:  still cant tell
but yeah, a little

Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:27 am

“Really, as long as it’s not wrong, it’s right.”

Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:36 pm 1 notes

When bad fonts happen to good people.

When bad fonts happen to good people.

Posted July 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm

"Oh yeah and we need to be there 2 hours early to check in and every band at our venue sucks…this is stupid whoever put us at this venue at this time needs their nut sack kicked in"

My bandmate, holding back her disappointment over our Antiwarpt lineup slot.

Posted July 6, 2012 at 10:13 am

Best. Texts. Ever.

  • Nina: She's burning off his tonsils and they are like curling up in black balls
  • Nina (two minutes later): You know those snake fireworks that you light and they turn into ash snakes? It's kind of like that except with blood too

Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:52 am

Post-shower birdie.

Posted May 27, 2012 at 12:16 pm